As the French press laughs (x).

asgardbutt:

Master Elrond is 100% done

Cast of FRIENDS presenting Emmy

wildandwild:

“Did you press the stop button?” “No. Did you?” “No.”

#I just get the feeling #that Qui-Gon spent the first forty years or so of his afterlife#pinching the bridge of his nose and shaking his head in dismay at these two #like#”where did I go wrong?” #”how did they both end up so dumb?” #”what have I done to the universe?”

- Why did I have to be the tomato? Am I a fruit? Am I a vegetable? I don’t know who I am.

- But that’s the mystery of you!

carradonna:

lol so, me and Erika decided to send a package of pickles to the Gerrards care of the Melwood training ground address since we read in an interview that Alex has a pregnancy craving for Branston Pickle. As part of our duty to being unofficial baby fairy godmothers, we decided to spare her (and Stevie) an extra trip to the supermarket and sent her two jars of these (after making sure they were extra-sealed and brand new) plus a handwritten letter from the both of us. :)

and the package before the address was all printed ~officially by the postie office

ehehehhehehehehheheh

turnintosuperman: